1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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