I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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