Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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