is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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