he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You're a waste of cheezeits
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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