No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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