What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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