idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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