just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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