And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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