I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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