I look better un-naked...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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