Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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