eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
My vagina just recognized that song.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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