I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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