The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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