I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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