Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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