she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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