Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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