Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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