I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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