You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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