Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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