so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I just forgot I was standing up.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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