I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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