What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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