Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
you never un-have a 4some
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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