this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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