Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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