yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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