just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
is wine microwaveable?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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