I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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