he shaved USA in his pubs
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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