he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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