Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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