Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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