we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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