i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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