I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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