You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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