we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I stole a fireplace last night.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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