Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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