I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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