Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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