I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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