no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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