I will die if light touches me.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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