i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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