so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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